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i try way too hard. i'm happier than a golden retriever on crack. i have the best friends ever. i like good music, or i'd like to think i do. while i think myspace is the devil, i'm still on it for hours every day. my cell phone says "FUCK YEAH" on the back of it. on the front of it there's a heart shaped sticker that jess gave me. i live in louisville and i love it more than any place in america. oustide america, london's my favorite. tom is gay. no, really. he is. i know for a fact. my myspace is the coolest one you've ever seen, and i know you were just thinking that. my keyboard has a non-functional key labeled "Fn." i racked my brain, but couldn't for the life of me figure out what it might mean. i like meteor showers. i sit on my roof a lot. i used to smoke weed, but i'm quitting for health reasons. i think "fuck" is probably my favorite word. i keep a phone book next to my bed for emergencies. i have a 14-year-old brother named joel and an 18-year-old brother named sam. they're gonna be cooler than me. i always need reassurance that you like me. i drink about a litre of coca-cola every day. brown and blue is my favorite color combination. people used to say i looked like a fraggle. other people call me isaac, ike, zeke, mingo, isaacmingo, hey you, etc. my aim is oh pleasepickme. my favorite member of *nsync was always jc. one thing i noticed about *nsync: lance's last name was bass and he sang bass. weird. another thing i noticed about *nsync: joey's last name was fatone, and he was the fat one. i hate having an empty inbox. i need to clean my room. i've never worn a duct tape tuxedo, but i've considered it. i love university of kentucky basketball. has anyone ever bought anything from the myspace shop? if so, let me know so i can punch you in the face, you tool. i've worked at eight different places since i was 16. in order: kroger, my dad's office, plato's closet, penn station, distinctive home accents, city cafe, quizno's, and jillian's. i smoke camel turkish silvers. my camera is currently being held together by a broken rubber band. i'm stealing marc's failed idea and collecting those wristbands you get when you go to shows. i have two so far, and i'm never taking them off, unless i get a real job. i want to get about a hundred. i think my arm would look pretty cool then. i'm ready to get married. i hate when cd's skip. there are a ton of glow-in-the-dark stars on my ceiling. i share a big loft with chris. when i go to taco bell, i order two supreme steak chalupas and a medium pepsi. i have never owned a car. i'm bad with names, but amazing with faces. one time, i was tripping shrooms and i went to the mall and took pictures in the photo booth. they came out a little strange. you'll have to see them sometime. i don't do shrooms anymore, either. i want to either be a folk rock icon or a meteorologist. weather kicks ass. if meteorology ends up being my profession, i want to run a team of storm chasers. tornadoes intrigue me more than anything else. my computer is old and slow. hey ryan, english girls are pretty when they play guitar. i own five pairs of shoes. from favorite to least favorite: a pair of green and yellow asics, a pair of fake birkenstocks from wal-mart, black and brown american eagle sneakers, brown steve madden sneakers, and my black dress shoes for work. i work at jillian's, where i sit around for eight hours and tell people where to sit their fat asses down. i think i'm too nice sometimes. that's what i've been told. if you want to be my best friend/personal assistant/backup wife, too bad. the position has already been filled. by tara. so don't even bother asking. i plan on making this section too long for anyone to read in one sitting, so if you pull it off, be sure to let me know. you're superhuman. i feel at home on stage. christina riddle and i rule the world together. i suck my thumb once in a while. mostly when i'm nervous. i wish i still had a piano, seeing as how i've played seriously for 14 years. i've been to every state east of the mississippi river, plus louisiana, texas, arkansas, missouri, and oklahoma. i've also been to canada, mexico, england, and france. ryan adams is my fucking idol. it doesn't take long for me to get bored with girls, and i found one that i was gonna keep around for a while, but she turned out to be a heartless bitch. pretty much like every other girl in the world. it's cool, i'm over it. ok i'm going to bed.

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